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World Brewing Convention

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At a world brewing convention in the States, the CEO's of various brewing organizations retired to the bar at the end of each day's conference.

Bruce, CEO of Fosters, shouted to the Barman: "In 'Strylya, we make the best bladdy beer in the world, so pour me a bladdy Fosters, mate."

Bob, CEO of Budweiser, calls out next: "In the States, we brew the  
finest beers of the world, and I make the king of them all, gimme a Bud."

Hans, CEO of Lowenbrau, steps up next: "In Germany ve invented das beer, verdamt. Give me ein Lowenbrau, das ist der real King of beers, danke."

Paddy, CEO of Guinness, steps forward: "Barman, would ya give me a diet
coke with ice and lemon. Thanks."

The others stare at him in stunned silence, amazement written all over
their faces. Eventually Bruce asks: "Are you not going to have a  
Guinness,
Pat?"

Paddy replies "Well, if you fookin' pussies aren't drinkin', then neither am I!"
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no because .........
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Dortelweil-Adler schrieb:
At a world brewing convention in the States, the CEO's of various brewing organizations retired to the bar at the end of each day's conference.

Bruce, CEO of Fosters, shouted to the Barman: "In 'Strylya, we make the best bladdy beer in the world, so pour me a bladdy Fosters, mate."

Bob, CEO of Budweiser, calls out next: "In the States, we brew the  
finest beers of the world, and I make the king of them all, gimme a Bud."

Hans, CEO of Lowenbrau, steps up next: "In Germany ve invented das beer, verdamt. Give me ein Lowenbrau, das ist der real King of beers, danke."

Paddy, CEO of Guinness, steps forward: "Barman, would ya give me a diet
coke with ice and lemon. Thanks."

The others stare at him in stunned silence, amazement written all over
their faces. Eventually Bruce asks: "Are you not going to have a  
Guinness,
Pat?"

Paddy replies "Well, if you fookin' pussies aren't drinkin', then neither am I!"



Aber das LÖWENBRÄU ist gar nicht so schlecht.
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Dortelweil-Adler schrieb:
At a world brewing convention in the States, the CEO's of various brewing organizations retired to the bar at the end of each day's conference.

Bruce, CEO of Fosters, shouted to the Barman: "In 'Strylya, we make the best bladdy beer in the world, so pour me a bladdy Fosters, mate."

Bob, CEO of Budweiser, calls out next: "In the States, we brew the  
finest beers of the world, and I make the king of them all, gimme a Bud."

Hans, CEO of Lowenbrau, steps up next: "In Germany ve invented das beer, verdamt. Give me ein Lowenbrau, das ist der real King of beers, danke."

Paddy, CEO of Guinness, steps forward: "Barman, would ya give me a diet
coke with ice and lemon. Thanks."

The others stare at him in stunned silence, amazement written all over
their faces. Eventually Bruce asks: "Are you not going to have a  
Guinness,
Pat?"

Paddy replies "Well, if you fookin' pussies aren't drinkin', then neither am I!"



foster's wird immer gerne als das australische bier dargestellt, aber nur touris drinken es... the real national beer is victoria bitter aka VB, known as virgin breaka in some of australia's areas...



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Thanks for the clarification on real Australian beer.

But which way to the Apple wine/cider/cidre Convention, if they could even come together at all?


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