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Was Frauen wirklich meinen, wenn sie sagen ...

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So etwas in der Art hatten wir vor noch nicht allzu langer Zeit schon mal hier, aber erstens habe ich es nicht gefunden und zweitens ist das hier "näher" an der Realität. ("näher" im Sinne von > Bildet die Realität ziemlich genau ab ,-)   )

We need                               I want
It’s your decision                      The correct decision should be obvious by now
Do what you want                   You’ll pay for this later
We need to talk                     I need to complain
Sure…go ahead                           I don’t want you to.
I’m not upset                              Of course I’m upset, you moron.
You’re…so manly                   You need a shave and you sweat a lot.
You’re certainly attentive tonight. Is sex all you ever think about?
I’m not emotional! And I’m not overreacting! I have PMS.
Be romantic, turn out the lights. I have flabby thighs.
This kitchen is so inconvenient. I want a new house.
I want new curtains and carpeting, furniture, wallpaper…
Hang the picture there No, I mean hang it there!
I heard a noise I noticed you were almost asleep.
Do you love me? I’m going to ask for something expensive.
How much do you love me? I did something today you’re really not going to like…
I’ll be ready in a minute. Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V.
Is my butt fat? Tell me I’m beautiful.
You have to learn to communicate. Just agree with me.
Are you listening to me!? (Translation irrelevant. At this point you’re a dead man.)
Yes No
No No
Maybe                         No
I’m sorry. You’ll be sorry.
Do you like this recipe? It’s easy to fix, so you’d better get get used to it.

In answer to the question "What’s wrong?"

The same old thing.
Nothing.
Nothing. Everything.
Everything. My PMS is acting up.
Nothing, really. It’s just that you’re such a jerk.
I don’t want to talk about it. Go away, I’m still building up evidence against you.
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