Dies ist des Herbstes leidvoll süße Klarheit, die dich befreit, zugleich sie dich bedrängt; wenn das kristallene Gewand der Wahrheit sein kühler Geist um Wald und Berge hängt.
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy. I'm still not over the pig.)
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body.
The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. (Honey, I'm home . What the...?)
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes. Lucky pig! Can you imagine?)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?) Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still can't believe that pig ...quality over quantity.)
Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.)
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (Okay, so that would be a good thing.)
A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder how much the government paid to figure that out.)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.)
Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that, too.)
Polar bears are left-handed. (Talk about a southpaw.)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig? Do the dolphins know about the pig?)
Heute in Sachsenhausen den Gekas getroffen. Sympathisch ist anders Ich werd natürlich gern von den Leuten angegafft und in einer Sprache angesprochen die ich nicht versteh
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2041103/Brides-record-breaking-2-mile-long-wedding-dress-veil-brings-Italian-village-standstill.html?ito=feeds-newsxml
Der Sinn erschließt sich mir nicht wirklich ...
Dies ist des Herbstes leidvoll süße Klarheit,
die dich befreit, zugleich sie dich bedrängt;
wenn das kristallene Gewand der Wahrheit
sein kühler Geist um Wald und Berge hängt.
Dies ist des Herbstes leidvoll süße Klarheit.
(Christian Morgenstern)
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy. I'm still not over the pig.)
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body.
The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. (Honey, I'm home . What the...?)
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes. Lucky pig! Can you imagine?)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?) Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still can't believe that pig ...quality over quantity.)
Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.)
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (Okay, so that would be a good thing.)
A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder how much the government paid to figure that out.)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.)
Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that, too.)
Polar bears are left-handed. (Talk about a southpaw.)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig? Do the dolphins know about the pig?)
Thank you.
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bös
das muss ich mir merken
Der ist nicht schlecht.
Sympathisch ist anders
Ich werd natürlich gern von den Leuten angegafft und in einer Sprache angesprochen die ich nicht versteh
Und eine Quelle.
http://www.spiegel.de/wissenschaft/medizin/0,1518,789253-3,00.html
http://www.sportlerehrung-frankfurt.de/home#/inc/voting/voting.php?mid=VJs=
Hat mal einer den Filzi in letzter Zeit gesehen?
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (O.M.G.!!!)